I’ve been meaning to upload this series for a while, you can see them all here. I love the troubled looks on all of their faces. I don’t know what exactly propels them, but it wouldn’t surprise me should it turn out to be some otherworldly force.

I took these shots during Andrews bachelor party. Out of the entire theme park, during our few hours of attendance, these things were entirely ignored. I didn’t see a single child sit on them. I wonder if their appearance of perpetual sorrow worked as a sort of deterrence. Needless to say, their exotic shapes attracted me and so I took their portraits.

Shot with my D300 + Nikkor 85mm F1.4D